See You At The Gym Again

[Verse 1]
It’s been a long day
Me and my fridge, best friends
Said I’d eat one fry
Somehow I ate all ten
DoorDash on speed dial
Got my couch on repeat
But my jeans said “listen”
When they yelled at my seat
[Chorus]
How do I breathe in these jeans again
Boutta pass out tryna squeeze again
Thought they were shrunk in the wash, my friend
Turns out it’s snacks, and snacks, and snacks again
So I’ll lace up, fake a grin
Say “tomorrow I’ll begin”
Yeah I’ll see you
See you at the gym again
(probably at the smoothie stand) (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
Signed up last summer
Got the key tag and towel
Gym pic on my story
Never stepped past the towel
Trainer texts “you comin’?”
I ghost like Halloween
But I still post “new era”
From my bed, eating cream
[Chorus]
How do I breathe in these jeans again
Boutta pass out tryna sneeze again
Blamed it on “muscle” to all my friends
But it’s just fries, and pies, and sides again
So I’ll swipe in, fake a grin
Take the elevator in
Yeah I’ll see you
See you at the gym again
(standing by the fan, just scrollin’)
[Bridge]
Treadmill set to walking
Selfie set to “sweat”
Angle says I’m crushin’ it
But I ain’t runnin’ yet
Ten whole minutes stretching
For that perfect pic
Then I hit “post”
And I hit that exit quick (hey!)
[Chorus]
How do I breathe in these jeans again
Clicked “add to cart” for bigger jeans again
Tailor just stared at the seams, my friend
Said “maybe walk more than your screen again”
So I’ll show up, text “I’m in”
Then I’ll leave in twenty mins
Yeah I’ll see you
See you at the gym again
(and again, and again… next Monday)

pop, Playful parody pop/R&B ballad, midtempo groove with bright piano and bouncy bass, male vocals. Verses light and conversational, sprinkled with tiny gospel-style call-and-response ad-libs. Chorus lifts with stacked harmonies, finger snaps, and a warm pad bed, leaning into dramatic key changes on the last hook for extra comedy., r&b, comedy