Track · Apr 14, 2026 · English

I Lived (And I'm Pissed About It)

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3:24

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Flatlined twice in the back of a truck

Third time's a charm, I guess I'm out of luck

They said "you're a miracle, you cheated the grave"

I said "shut your mouth, I was finally behaving"

Down in the fire, I had a good seat

Now I'm back in the dust with blisters on my feet

[Chorus]

I lived, and I'm pissed about it

Had a one-way ticket, someone went and routed it

Back to this wasteland, back to this curse

Last time I checked, dead was better — or worse?

I lived, and don't you dare clap

Resurrection's a joke without a good nap

So save your confetti, save your parade

I lived, and I'm pissed — and that's the price I paid

[Verse 2]

Got a second chance I never asked for

Somebody upstairs must be keeping score

Or maybe the devil just wanted me gone

Didn't care where I landed as long as I moved along

Either way, I'm breathing and that's the bad news

Bought a beer with a coupon, still felt like I got screwed

[Chorus]

I lived, and I'm pissed about it

Had a one-way ticket, someone went and routed it

Back to this wasteland, back to this curse

Last time I checked, dead was better — or worse?

I lived, and don't you dare clap

Resurrection's a joke without a good nap

So save your confetti, save your parade

I lived, and I'm pissed — and that's the price I paid

[Bridge — spoken, spitting]

Everyone keeps saying "you're so lucky to be alive"

Lucky?

Lucky is finding a twenty in your coat pocket.

Lucky is the last cold beer at the gas station.

Lucky is not waking up face-down in a ditch again.

[beat]

I died. Went to hell. Got evicted.

And now I'm back here.

With you people.

[laughs, no joy]

Lucky.

[Guitar break — fast, angry, notes bending like they're trying to escape]

[Outro — sung, shouting now]

I lived, and I'm pissed about it!

Don't throw a party, don't you dare plan a parade!

Just point me to the nearest cliff

And then get out of my way!

I lived, I lived, I LIVED —

And I'm pissed about it every single goddamn day!

[last chord rings. Heavy breathing. Then, muttered:]

...someone get me a drink.

[boots stomp. Fade.]

Style

outlaw countrymaletempo: fastdrivingmean.english

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AshePoalumu

GeneratedApr 14, 2026

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