Flipped on the box, just killing some time,
Remote in my hand, got nothing in mind.
Static crackles, the room starts to shake—
A flash of light and I’m wide awake.
I’m in a courtroom, the judge points to me,
Said, "Guilty as charged—now you’re on TV!"
I made a break, jumped through the next scene,
A cowboy town with a six-gun sheen.
I’m trapped in the screen, can’t find my way out,
Flipping through worlds while the channels shout.
Living the dream or a nightmare spree,
Someone hit power—come and set me free!
Got chased by a zombie in a late-night fright,
Then a sitcom laugh track messed up my fight.
In a game show, spinning that wheel,
Won a lifetime supply of "What is real?"
I danced with cartoons in a neon glow,
Talked to a doctor on a soap opera show.
Every new scene pulls me deeper inside,
Stuck in a loop and I’m losing my mind!
I’m trapped in the screen, can’t find my way out,
Flipping through worlds while the channels shout.
Living the dream or a nightmare spree,
Someone hit power—come and set me free!
Remote’s in the hands of a maniac kid,
Skipping through lives like a cosmic vid.
One wrong click and I’m history—
I need the final exit key!
(Guitar wails like static crashing and flipping channels)
Broke through the news in a media storm,
A cartoon villain tried to change my form.
But I found the switch in a late-night hack—
One last jump and I’m finally back!
I’m trapped in the screen, can’t find my way out,
Flipping through worlds while the channels shout.
Living the dream or a nightmare spree,
Someone hit power—come and set me free!
Screen fades to black, but I’m still on edge,
TV’s humming like a ghost in the threads.
One wrong move, and it’s clear to me—
I’m always one click from TV reality!