Post-Nut Prophecy

🔥 Intro – sacred drums & party horns]

🎉 “THE WAR IS WON!

THE MIGHTY LOAD STRUCK TRUE!

AND NOW THE HOLY ONE FEASTS!”

Toss the sword, drop the pants,

I came, I saw, I split that dance.

Waifus line up like it’s buffet time,

I’m eatin’ ass like it’s goddamn divine.

Titties jiggle like party balloons,

Booty bouncin’ to hentai tunes.

I saved the realm with a nut so bold,

Now I feast on cheeks like it’s dipped in gold.

Even the nuns still call me the Holy One,

Blessed by buns and the sacred tongue.

Ain’t no throne, just face in buns,

I eat that cake ‘til the whole world hums.

You bring the jiggle, I’ll bring the tongue,

I’m the simp lord — and dinner’s begun.

OP NERD — CAKE DEVOURER!

Lickin’ booty like it’s happy hour.

OP NERD — HOLY FEAST MODE!

Turned that war zone to a hentai abode.

From dungeon fights to bunny girls' sass,

Now I’m crowned king of Eatin’ Ass. 🍑👑

Booty on my face like victory confetti,

Syrup on the cheeks and my tongue stay ready.

Every waifu wants their “royal seal,”

I stamp that thing with a five-course meal.

She said, “You saved us all with your epic load,”

Now take this seat — it’s the booty throne.

No more battle cries, no deadly class—

Just anime girls and endless ass.

Legend says the chosen simp…

Shall one day clap cheeks across dimensions…

And bust in seven realms at once. ⏳💦

Now peace is restored, but cheeks remain,

So I dine with grace and zero shame.

OP NERD — ASS EATER ELITE!

Bustin’ cheeks with a battle beat.

OP NERD — MOUTH FIRST VICTORY!

Blessed by buns and hentai history.

So pour the wine, unhook that bra,

It’s time to feast — ooo la la~

🎤 “And so the Holy One…

Clapped cheeks across all realms…

And was never hungry again.”

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