Florida’s Full

Verse 1
Saw a U-Haul pass the bait shop sign
Plates from a place where the winters bite
Says they’re chasin’ sun, chasin’ change
Buddy, so is everybody else these days

Walmart’s packed, rent’s through the roof
Beach chairs stacked like bad excuses
We ain’t rude, just tellin’ the truth
We’re about outta room and about outta fuse

Chorus
Florida’s full, yeah we checked the list
No vacancy, no room to miss
Sand’s all taken, lanes are tight
And I-4’s been parked since ’99
Come on down, stay a little while
Then take that truck back across the line
We love y’all, but bless your soul
Florida’s full

Verse 2
It’s 95 in the month of May
Storm clouds roll in like they own the place
Insurance man won’t call you back
And the HOA’s got a heart attack

Gators in the pond, cones in the road
Publix line’s got a mind of its own
If you think it’s cheap or slow down here
Man, you ain’t been payin’ attention, I fear

Chorus
Florida’s full, yeah we checked again
Even Mickey’s lookin’ for a friend
Every bar’s got a Skynyrd tune
Played just a little too loud, too soon
You’re welcome to visit, drink a cold beer
But don’t unpack—this ain’t sincere
We mean it nice, we ain’t bein’ cruel
Florida’s full

Bridge
Snowbirds fly, locals sigh
Waitin’ on the traffic to pass us by
It’s a good life, just a crowded one
Under too many people, one hot sun

Final Chorus
Florida’s full, sign’s still up
Parking lot’s jammed and so is our luck
We got sunshine, rain at three
And more folks than a small country needs
Come for the weekend, enjoy the pull
Then head on home—Florida’s full

Outro
Ain’t nothin’ personal, it’s just the truth
We’re fresh outta space, but still got roots 🌴🎶

Country, male deep voice