Reindeer Racketeering

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Snow falls heavy streets gone white

In the shadows hooves take flight

Deals whispered under the frozen moon

Elves got their hands in the darkened trade

Not toys not joy just games they’ve played

North Pole's a hustle Santa’s the goon

Candy cane smoke in the air

Who's in charge who would dare

Reindeer racketeering running wild

Antlers sharp deals compiled

No jingle bells just schemes and hell

Ho ho ho's the code we yell

Sleighs with hidden cargo slide

Behind the trees where secrets hide

Rudolph’s nose ain't shining clean tonight

Ice so slick with slippery lies

Gingerbread bribes in disguise

Holiday cheer sold out for the fight

Reindeer racketeering running wild

Antlers sharp deals compiled

No jingle bells just schemes and hell

Ho ho hoe’s the code we yell

Ho Ho hoe’s the code we yell!