Jamaican Scooter Cruisin’

There ain’t nothin a little sperm can’t fix

Now let’s head into town on our scooters and pierce our dicks

Warm sun on my Jamaican forehead

Muscle dude I just picked up revvin up the engine

I hold my arms around his big ol belly

Just dreaming about drinking 50 red stripes and passing out naked with him by the deep blue sea mon

I picked up a local gay bodybuilder on my scooter

The Caribbean sun on my face as we cruise into town

I drank an entire case of kingfisher Mon

I hope we can get some booger dust in town tonighttttttttt

We got a flat tire on my scooter

Muscle man get upset and walk away

I chase him down and whisper in his ear

There ain’t nothing a little sperm can’t fix