Jamaican Scooter Cruisin’

There ain’t nothin a little sperm can’t fix
Now let’s head into town on our scooters and pierce our dicks
Warm sun on my Jamaican forehead
Muscle dude I just picked up revvin up the engine 
I hold my arms around his big ol belly
Just dreaming about drinking 50 red stripes and passing out naked with him by the deep blue sea mon

I picked up a local gay bodybuilder on my scooter 
The Caribbean sun on my face as we cruise into town 
I drank an entire case of kingfisher Mon 
I hope we can get some booger dust in town tonighttttttttt

We got a flat tire on my scooter
Muscle man get upset and walk away
I chase him down and whisper in his ear 
There ain’t nothing a little sperm can’t fix 

Jamaican, dance