Toaster the story

I’m a toaster, yeah I roast ya,
Bread so golden, I could boast-a!
Pop it up, I never burn—
Okay, once... but you’ll learn.

Crunchy bites, I'm electric pride,
I'm the breakfast king on the countertop side.
Push me down, hear me sing,
“Ding ding ding!” It’s a toasty thing!

I’m a toaster, not a coaster!
Put your drink on me, I might roast ya!
Sizzle, snap — no delay,
But don’t bring me in the tub to play...

I'm wired tight, and full of spite,
Drop me in the bath — it’s your last night.
So plug me in, but keep it dry,
Unless you wanna say goodbye.

I’m a toaster, born for bread,
Bagels, waffles, even dread.
But if I see that bathroom door...
I’m not a spa day — I'm a folklore.

Humor, party song kid friendly educational sounding, pop