

Prompt / Lyrics
Chimney’s clogged,sleigh parked,reindeer tired as hell,Santa popped a pill,now his jingle got a brand-new swell Boots clickin’ like spurs,in a fur-trimmed coat,He’s struttin’ down the block with a sack and a gloat Got PlayStations, X-boxes, tablets in the pack But he ain’t droppin’ shit if y’all don’t hit the sack Eyes wide,y’all peekin’,better close ‘em tight, Mommas kissing Santa to night Yeah y'all's momma gets a present to Santas comin’through,If you want them gadgets, better snooze,it’s true Nappy-headed ass kids don’t make a peep,Santas got a delivery to keep,slid down the chimney,the fit was too snug,Popped that blue magic pill,now santas bustin’ with love.mommas Cookies bouncin off the countertop,milk jugs shakin,Santas got one thing on his mind—gettin’ there fast.Elves in the workshop,whisperin’ in the back,“He’s got more energy than a sleigh fulla snacks.”Rudolph rollin’ eyes,Ms. Claus sippin’ tea, she knows her stockin is getting stuffed tonight"wait up for me, baby, I got a present for you to,Santas comin’ through,kiddos you want them gadgets,better snooze,it’s true. Nappy-headed ass kids,don’t make a peep, Santas got a deliverie to keep. I ain't slowin' my sleigh, Reindeer double-timin',headed her way. Got a sack full of secrets,more than just toys, Mommas lookin'nervous can't wait for Santa to deliver,she's been waiting to unwrap Santa's present all day Momma's Cookies bouncing of the countertop,milk jugs shakin I'm checkin’ momma’s list—naughty or bold. Y’all nappy-headed ass kids better hit the sheets, Or Santa might catch you with his jingle beat. Santa's on the move,better shut it down, got the whole world talkin’ in town. Mommas been good,that's great,she knows Santas going to pound town delivering tonight,get your ass's to bed and turn out them lights,Chimney shimmy, slippin’ slick like oil, Boots on the carpet, I'm startin’ to boil. Sleigh bells ringin',Santas comin through Santa’s in the kitchen,layin’ moves profound. Granny in the corner,clutchin' her pearls, Momma’s in the mirror,fixin’her curls.Santa coming through with a package in hand,Santa’s takin’ notes with a naughty not nice list,got a big surprise for your momma in my bag.Chimney's tight, but Santa ain't stressed,he's feelin' his best. Reindeer parked, sleigh on the roof, Boots hit the shingles,steady and smooth. Stockin' stuffer in hand,North Pole's finest, Swagger so thick,call me your highness. Santa's got that pep in his step, Comin' down the chimney, no regrets. Y'all want Playstations,x boxes,tablets,iPhones too? Then Take your nappy-headed ass to sleep, Y'all's Mommas kissing Santa tonight, Candy cane swingin',belt buckle gleamin', Close y'all's eyes an start dreaming Mommas Cookies bouncing off the countertop,milk jugs shakin,Santa's energy's high,y'all better catch up take y'all's nappy headed ass's to sleep, Santas laying it down deep to your Momma under the Christmas tree tonight ,ho ho ho kiddos go to sleep early tonight,Santas comin through
Tags
deep male vocals, and a slow, brooding, rock, electric guitars with a gritty edge, atmospheric synth undertones, funky
4:14
No
12/25/2025