Tiny Titan Hates the Tub

[Verse 1]
Little king in a ketchup shirt
Crayon crown on his tangled hair
Spaghetti face
Cookie crumbs
Marching like he owns the chair
I say
“Buddy
Time for bath”
He dives under the dining room
Hugs the table like a shield
Roaring
“I refuse!” across the room
[Chorus]
My tiny titan hates the tub (hey!)
Screaming like a dragon
All geared up
“Water is lava! You can’t make me!”
Kicking in the doorway
Wild and free
My tiny titan hates the tub (yeah!)
But he’s sticky from his snack-time club
One brave parent
One plastic duck
Metal hearts and bedtime luck
[Verse 2]
He’s got yogurt on his elbow
Mystery stains on each small toe
Sticker stuck to his shoulder blade
Glitter where glitter shouldn’t go
I turn the tap
Test the heat
Line the edge with his favorite crew
Submarine
Pirate ship
“I’m not going in
But they can go for you!”
[Chorus]
My tiny titan hates the tub (hey!)
Screaming like a dragon
All geared up
“Water is lava! You can’t make me!”
Kicking in the doorway
Wild and free
My tiny titan hates the tub (yeah!)
But he’s sticky from his snack-time club
One brave parent
One plastic duck
Metal hearts and bedtime luck
[Bridge]
[Drums drop to stomping toms
Crowd-chant feel]
We chant his name like a battle cry
Rubber duck army standing by
He peeks in
Whispers
“Will I float?”
I swear an oath
“I’ll guard your boat” (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Now my tiny titan storms the tub (hey!)
Splashing like a rock show fired up
Water on the ceiling
Soap in my eye
Loudest little legend under the sky
My tiny titan owns the tub (whoa)
Ships and sharks in a bubble flood
End of the battle
Towel wrap hug
Metal hearts and bedtime love

metal, Playful melodic metal with chunky, detuned guitars and bright lead lines, bouncy halftime groove that flips to double-time in the chorus; male vocals with gang-shout hooks and squealy guitar fills answering key phrases. Bridge drops to tom-driven stomp with childlike “whoa” chants before a final, triumphant chorus.