

Prompt / Lyrics
Been up for days , Cashing in my money for a dream of hittin the big one, Got me Feeling like a loooserrr, Spent my last dollar in the slots. Now I have no gas , no cash , no stash. Oh why ? Why didnt you, Buy, A Bag... Instead of those casino slot points and that bag of chips, now I have the shits and that rum and coke, what is this a joke? Watered down slop. I cant get drunk on this, No matter, not enough booze in this casino to make me forget what I just did. The shame is steaming off my forehead, god I just want to go To Bed Buuut you cant stooge. Hotel kicked you out Last night Oh damn you vile town with your lights so bright. The air so cool, and man what a pool. But its all an illusion The promise of fun, why did I come to this devil town, keeps me down , Now all I do is frown frown frrrown, as all the degenerates clown me. Oh oh stoolieeee, why must this be the way it goes when you gamble, Oh lordy, lord, can you please tell me,,, tell me why do we love things that hurt us so , take us down , break our souls into pieces. I feel like a.... La lalaa aa ah la lala looooser baby. Now just Listen to me! Singing about quiting. Sheeesh, I mean, Every thing I said was valid , but, I got 1 more trick up my sleeve.....im going to walk to the check cashing place, get a pay day loan... and win IT ALL BACK BABY YEEEEAH!!!! GAMBLING , is life, To a degenerate gambling stoolie like me! Talk of quitting? Pish posh.... thats a losers mentality we are going to take this town for every dime they got, then pay the rent, fix the car, get back the girl and go back to our pleasant little life... .right after I show these fancy crusts of this tiny gambling mountain town that some of us play for keeps! Now ride banditos! To the hill!! To the hill , WE RIDE TO THE HILL TONIGHT! poker, slots , sports bets! We ride for the cash. Got to stack, then get a FAT sac, of , Fun dust! HA! The perfect plan!
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blues grass
4:31
No
2/12/2026