Monkey Gland

*(Intro)*

*[Soft guitar strumming, gentle piano chords]*

Well, it all started on a Friday night,

Underneath the glow of the barroom light.

A drink with a name that caught my eye,

Monkey Gland, oh my, oh my.

*(Verse 1)*

Well, I walked into a honky-tonk, neon lights so bright,

Bartender with a twinkle, said, "Boy, you're in for a night."

He mixed up something wicked, with a grin so sly,

A little bit of sweet, and a whole lotta fire.

*(Pre-Chorus)*

Orange and gin, a splash of the bold,

Ain't no drink like it, or so I'm told,

With a kick of absinthe, it’s a wild little ride,

Got me feelin’ like a monkey, swingin’ side to side.

*(Chorus)*

Oh, Monkey Gland, you’re my kind of sin,

A taste of heaven, with the devil within.

You got me howlin’ at the