Monkey Gland

*(Intro)*  
*[Soft guitar strumming, gentle piano chords]*  
Well, it all started on a Friday night,  
Underneath the glow of the barroom light.  
A drink with a name that caught my eye,  
Monkey Gland, oh my, oh my. 

*(Verse 1)*  
Well, I walked into a honky-tonk, neon lights so bright,  
Bartender with a twinkle, said, "Boy, you're in for a night."  
He mixed up something wicked, with a grin so sly,  
A little bit of sweet, and a whole lotta fire.  

*(Pre-Chorus)*  
Orange and gin, a splash of the bold,  
Ain't no drink like it, or so I'm told,  
With a kick of absinthe, it’s a wild little ride,  
Got me feelin’ like a monkey, swingin’ side to side.  

*(Chorus)*  
Oh, Monkey Gland, you’re my kind of sin,  
A taste of heaven, with the devil within.  
You got me howlin’ at the

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