Shit stain

I’m pooping on the toilet after eating Taco Bell and I have explosive diarrhea

Everybody is mad at me because it stinks so freaking bad

I clogged up the toilet and disappointed my dad

But hey at least my name ain’t Chad

I’m still a shitting on the toilet after eating Taco Bell

And I know my stomach hates me

My ass hole has gone to hell

But I’m sitting here thinking, hey things ain’t so bad

Because at least my name ain’t Chad