Shit stain

I’m pooping on the toilet after eating Taco Bell and I have explosive diarrhea 
Everybody is mad at me because it stinks so freaking bad 
I clogged up the toilet and disappointed my dad 
But hey at least my name ain’t Chad 
I’m still a shitting on the toilet after eating Taco Bell 
And I know my stomach hates me 
My ass hole has gone to hell 
But I’m sitting here thinking, hey things ain’t so bad 
Because at least my name ain’t Chad 

90’s country