Turn Back the Clock on Cars

[Intro]  
Oh, remember those days,  
Under the hood, by the golden rays,  
Tuning up engines, everything felt right,  
Now it’s a nightmare that haunts my nights.  
[Verse 1]  
Wrench in hand, I hit the pavement,  
Dreaming of horsepower and that sweet engagement,  
But every time I twist a bolt, I feel the pain,  
What happened to the simplicity? Drive me insane.  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Hoses and circuits, screens that glow,  
I'm wrestling with puzzles, don’t know where to go,  
You’d think a car’s just metal and wheels,  
But these modern machines hide too many deals.  
[Chorus]  
Oh, I used to love fixing them up,  
Now it’s a fight just to fill a cup,  
With gadgets and gizmos, they complicate,  
I long for the days when it felt first-rate.  
[Verse 2]  
Engine’s whisper, now it's a scream,  
Designers’ nightmares living my dream,  
Bring back the chrome, the gears with finesse,  
These tech-laden behemoths, they cause me distress.  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Something’s wrong with our automotive fate,  
Sitting with a manual, but I can’t relate,  
I swear I've scrolled through a hundred pages,  
Fighting with wiring, stuck in a cage.  
[Chorus]  
Oh, I used to love fixing them up,  
Now it’s a fight just to fill a cup,  
With gadgets and gizmos, they complicate,  
I long for the days when it felt first-rate.  
[Bridge]  
High five to the face with a shovel,  
For what they think is innovation and trouble,  
Just give me a carburetor that works,  
Not a computer that leaves me in quirks.  
[Outro]  
So here’s to the grease, the grit, and the grime,  
Let’s turn back the clock, give me back my time,  
When fixing a car was a joy in the sun,  
Now I'm chasing shadows, just call it done.

Comedy, funny, pimp music, gangster rap