Velvet Refridgerator

(Intro - Soft, Seductive Vocals, Echoing Ad-libs)
Mmm, yeah… ohhh no no no…
You know what it is, girl…
Yeahhhhhh…
(Verse 1 - Smooth & Emotional, But Meaningless)
Woke up in a swimming pool made of Jell-O…
Looked outside, the moon was wearing stilettos…
I tried to call my feelings on the telephone,
But the dial tone… was just a saxophone…
(Pre-Chorus - Dramatic, Build-Up, Lots of Ad-Libs)
Ohhh, tell me why (Why, why, why…)
Did the sofa just call my name? (Callin’ me, callin’ me, yeah…)
I put my dreams in a blender, girl… (Blend it up, blend it up, blend it up now…)
Now reality don’t taste the same…
(Chorus - Big, Soulful, Over-the-Top Emotion)
Velvet refrigerator, keep my heart on chill…
Took my love to the laundromat, now it don’t feel real…
Ohhh, baby, why’d you put my trust in the oven? (In the ovennnn, so hotttt…)
Now it’s crispy, now it’s burned, now my love’s all gone…
(Verse 2 - Even More Emotional, Still Makes No Sense)
Girl, you made me feel like a vending machine…
Took all my love, left me with nothin’ but dreams…
Oh, I tried to microwave my pain away…
But my heart just started sparkin’, now it don’t work the same…
(Bridge - Spoken-Word, Deep & Meaningful, But Absurd)
You know… love is like a couch, baby…
Sometimes you sit on it… sometimes it sits on you…
And right now, girl… I feel FLATTENED…
(Final Chorus - Max Emotion, Random Background Singers Join In, Chaos Ensues)
Velvet refrigerator, keep my heart on chill (So cold, so cold, yeahhh!)
Put my love in the toaster, now it’s extra grilled (Oooohhh burn, burn, burnnn!)
Ohh girl, why’d you deep-fry my soul? (Why, why, whyyy?!)
Now I’m crunchy, now I’m salty, now I just don’t knoooooow!!!
(Outro - Fades Out, Whispered Ad-Libs, A Single Tear Falls)
Mmm… velvet fridge… so cold… so lonely…
Toaster love… so crispy… too risky…
Yeah… yeah… yeahhh…
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Smooth Dark R&B