Parody 2

Im hungry for ham but i dont like spam 

Here i am in the kitchen 
Bitchin cuz we dont have nothin
I guess i need to shop
For some fuckin food

I look in every cabinet
See can im grabbin it 
Fuck its spam 
All i want is ham 

My stomach is growlin 
The dog in the back. Howlin
I dont give a fuck about bakin 
Oh bacon lets see if we got some of that 
No of course we dont 
What the fuck was i thinkin spendin 
All my money on drinkin 

This why you have to be a grown up 
And not stay
fucked up
Gotta get my ass up
An make a grocery run 


I like to eat  they call me pete 
I all ways wear socks 
On my feet 
Cuz they stay to cold
I know im getting old 

But the ship has set sail
I forgot to check the mail

On temu i bought an emu
What a mistake 
Now its eatin and shittin 
All over the house  

You think that funny 
Fuckin dumby 

I cant write and i cant rhyme 
But i have pletty of tyme 
In the kitchen where im bitchin 
Cuz i didnt buy any food 

This just a fuckin song about nothin
Please leave me alone 
I cant find my phone 
I need to buy a drone 

But drank  i may stank
Cuz i got drunk an made friends with a skunk 
Thats whatvi get for drankin 
Im still stankin 
I cant get this shit off of me 
Thanks for listenin to my parody 

rap, hip hop, trap, gangsta rap