[Verse 1]
Turned forty-three on a Tuesday
Bought myself some hot wings and beer
Got a text from my buddy
“I’m engaged
Man!”
That’s
Like
The fifth one this year
Every girl I meet’s got a stroller
Or a therapist on speed dial
Or she says
“I’m your type
Except I’m your bro”
Then winks and buys me a Sprite
[Chorus]
I’m single at forty-three
It’s just my pickup and me
All the good ones got hitched
The wild ones scared off my priest
I’m swipin’
I’m tryin’
I’m fine
Can’t you see?
If love’s a game
It benched me
I’m single at forty-three
[Verse 2]
Had a date at the sports bar Friday
She brought her “emotional support snake”
I said
“I’m more of a dog guy
Baby”
She said
“He can tell if you’re fake”
Next girl wanted matching crystals
Moon charts and kombucha shots
I just wanted tacos and Netflix
She asked what time I pray to the rocks
[Chorus]
I’m single at forty-three
It’s just my pickup and me
All the good ones got hitched
The wild ones scared off my priest
I’m swipin’
I’m tryin’
I’m fine
Can’t you see?
If love’s a game
It benched me
I’m single at forty-three
[Bridge]
Maybe it’s me and my old blue jeans
Maybe it’s them and their ten-page needs
Got my bills paid
Got a backyard grill
Got a dog that thinks I’m a big damn deal (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
I’m single at forty-three
It’s just my pickup and me
If crazy’s the cover charge
I’ll drink my beer and stay free
I’m swipin’
I’m tryin’
I’m fine
Can’t you see?
‘Til one right woman finds me
I’m single at forty-three