Into the Fridge

[Intro – slow, sludgy, ominous]
The light flickered on… and I knew it was calling me.
From deep beyond the moldy ketchup… came destiny…

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[Verse 1]
Rocketed up at 3 A.M.
Heard a whisper from within
“Come closer, brother — we’ve got cake”
I rubbed my eyes… this must be fake

The door creaked wide — my soul went numb
A land of cheese… and Tupperware crumbs
A single egg on a plastic throne
Said, “We’ve been watching. You’re not alone.”

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[Chorus]
Into the fridge — no turning back
Where mayo’s moldy and the pickles attack
Into the fridge — where time stands still
Frozen peas and unpaid bills

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[Verse 2]
A waffle screamed as I stepped through
“You’re late for breakfast — we expected you!”
Milk turned sour, eyes turned red
Yogurt danced on a loaf of bread

Past the shelf of broken dreams
I saw a hot dog king in sour cream
He handed me a soggy crown
And said, “My dude… you’re ours now.”

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[Bridge – slower, doom-style chug]
(Whisper chant)
🧊 Cold like your ex
🧊 Loud like a drunk snack text
🧊 Lost in the leftovers of time
🧊 Trapped in a mustard-brined paradigm

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[Final Chorus – big slow ending riff, vocals layered with eerie whispers]
Into the fridge — the final call
I built a kingdom in a buttered brawl
Into the fridge — no one returns
Where the celery snaps and the freezer burns

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[Outro – distorted guitar fadeout with echoey door slam]
The light went out… and so did I.

Heavy doom metal track with pounding riffs, thunderous drums, eerie whispers, and theatrical horrorcore vocal delivery.