

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] I pledge allegiance To my truck and my smoker To the brisket united In aluminum foil One nation under grease Indivisible pork shoulder With jalapeño justice And coals that never spoil (mm-hmm) [Chorus] Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ Where the flag’s on the plate and the sauce on you Got freedom in a Solo cup, stars in the ice chest too If you’re hungry, friend, we’ll feed you Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ (hey!) [Verse 2] My cousin’s got sparklers In both back pockets We pray for the jeans And the neighborhood shrubs Uncle Earl’s doing cannonballs In a kiddie pool coffin Says he’s training for the Navy But he mostly just chugs [Chorus] Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ Where the dog steals ribs and the kids turn blue From that store-brand punch and a popsicle or two If you’re thirsty, we’ll overdo Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ (oh yeah) [Bridge] God bless my stretchy pants God bless this folding chair God bless the tiny fan Barely moving any air God bless the neighbors’ text “Turn it down?” — we never do We just crank that backyard anthem And pass the plate to you (come on) [Chorus] Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ Where the smoke alarm sings harmony too We don’t need a reason, we just need a grill and crew If you show up, you’re family too Courtesy of the red, white, and BBQ
Tags
rock, Tongue‑in‑cheek modern country rock parody; twangy telecaster riffs, stomping kick, and big gang vocals on the hook. Male vocals with an exaggerated southern drawl, stacked harmonies on the chorus, and crowd sing‑along “hey!”s. Verses stay semi-spoken and story-driven; chorus jumps to a wide, anthemic melody. Add barroom piano fills and a fiddle that pops out on turnarounds for extra wink., country, contemporary country, country rock, comedy
3:22
No
4/11/2026