Thanks for nothing

(Verse 1)

Woke up late, spilled my dreams on the floor,

Mom said, “Aim higher,” so I dug a trapdoor.

Tried to win the world with a plastic crown,

But it clapped really loud when it all fell down.

(Pre-Chorus)

Now I’m stuck in your motivational quote,

Tattooed on my soul like a participation note.

(Chorus)

Thanks for nothing. You’re the best

Really nailed that failure test

Your advice aged like warm milk in the sun

I’m so inspired—can’t you tell I’m done?

Oh wow, you're such a guiding star

From the bottom of my secondhand car

Thanks for nothing (no really), cheers!

Now watch me crush it with ironic tears

(Verse 2)

I followed your map to “someday soon”

Ended up lost in a discount saloon

You said “believe,” so I tried manifesting

Got a side quest in eternal second-guessing

(Bridge)

Don’t mind me—just living the dream

With duct-taped hopes and caffeine steam

Your pep talks echo through my sighs

Like glitter bombs in my demise

(Final Chorus)

Thanks for nothing. What a ride

You built me strong on the inside (lied)

I’ll dedicate this awkward win

To every “you can’t” dressed up in a grin

Clap along if you feel so wise

While I fake-smile through your advice

Thanks for nothing—I mean it, pal

Now excuse me, I’ve got flames to douse with style