Let’s Grow Old (and Weird) Together

Verse 1

I wanna steal your fries when I said I wasn’t hungry

Forget your birthday and blame it on Mercury

I’ll wear your hoodie till the sleeves are torn

And hog all the blankets when it’s barely warm

Pre-Chorus

You’ll roll your eyes but you’ll still hold my hand

Through overdue bills and Netflix plans

Chorus

Let’s grow old (and weird) together

Grumble 'bout the weather, forget what we were sayin'

I’ll remind you why we walked in the room

We’ll dance off-beat in the living room

Through bad knees, gray hair, and whatever comes next—

I’ll love you like a cute, chaotic mess

Verse 2

You’ll snore like a chainsaw, I’ll talk in my sleep

We’ll name our houseplants and lose our car keys

I’ll still flirt with you in aisle four

Whisper, “Nice butt,” by the canned corn store

Pre-Chorus

And if we fight, I’ll say “you were right”

Just to end it and cuddle all night

Chorus

Let’s grow old (and broke) together

Yell at the TV, argue over dinner

You’ll hear “I love you” in every sarcastic tone

And I’ll still text you… from inside our home

Through nose hairs, pill trays, and creaky old necks—

You’ll still be my favorite wreck

Bridge

We’ll forget names but not our song

Laugh at our inside jokes too long

And when we’re slow dancing with walkers one day

Just know I’ll still grab your butt anyway

Final Chorus

Let’s grow old (and gross) together

You’ll finish my sentence—or forget it, whatever

I’ll be your partner through saggy and sappy

‘Cause forever with you sounds stupidly happy

From wild youth to orthopedic shoes—

I wanna grow old and weird with you