[Intro] (yeah) Twisted sleigh ride Another ugly sweater night Candy cane chalk on the curb And the snow looks ready to fight [Verse 1 – Jack] I rose out the graveyard, bone-white king Got bored of the pumpkins, needed new things Saw snow on the skyline, red-suit throne Thought, “Why can’t a skeleton own that zone?” I stitched my suit, crooked pinstripe dream Hijacked reindeer, made ’em howl and scream Wrapped nightmares up with a velvet bow Dropped skulls in the stockings just to watch ’em glow [Chorus] Who stole Christmas? Was it me, was it you? Red hat spinnin’ in the black ice blue Ho-ho-hold up Streets all twisted Santa’s chasin’ down a runaway wish list Who stole Christmas? Point that glove At the ghost in the snow or the Grinch up above Ho-ho-hold up Lights go black Santa on a mission tryna bring it all back [Verse 2 – Grinch] I been posted in my cave since the first bad jingle Moldy little heart, antisocial, still single Watched you clowns fight from the mountain ridge Like, two weird cousins on a crooked bridge Jack stole scenes with his bony grin Santa too soft, keeps lettin’ ’em win So I slid down chimneys, silent raid Bag full of joy? Nah, that got played I snatched their wreaths, their cookies, their cheer Left sticky notes sayin’ “see you next year” If misery loves, then misery’s rich Sign on the line, sincerely, Grinch [Chorus] Who stole Christmas? Was it me, was it you? Red hat spinnin’ in the black ice blue Ho-ho-hold up Streets all twisted Santa’s chasin’ down a runaway wish list Who stole Christmas? Point that glove At the ghost in the snow or the Grinch up above Ho-ho-hold up Lights go black Santa on a mission tryna bring it all back [Bridge – Santa] [Beat drops to muted guitars, half-time feel] I’m tired of the tantrums, turf war snow Your petty little chaos in the frosty glow Kids still wait by the window frame While you treat this night like a party game So listen up, Jack, and you too, green fiend You can rip down tinsel, tear up the scene But every time hearts beat in the cold night air Christmas grows back like it doesn’t care [Breakdown – Call & Response] [Drums cut, gang vocals] Who stole it? (you stole it!) Who broke it? (we broke it!) Who’s gonna stitch this mess and hold it? (Santa!) Who stole it? (we stole it!) Who owns it? (we own it!) All that hurt you feel, yeah, we wrote it [Chorus] Who stole Christmas? Was it me, was it you? Red hat spinnin’ in the black ice blue Ho-ho-hold up Streets still twisted But we’re patchin’ up the pages of the wish list Who stole Christmas? Guess it’s us, guess it’s them Every broken-hearted kid at 4 a.m. Ho-ho-hold up We take it back Three misfits ridin’ on the same sleigh track [Outro] Jack on the roof like “long live fright” Grinch on the slope like “fine, alright” Santa just laughs, shakes off the slack “If Christmas got stolen We’re stealin’ it back”

rap, Pop-punk emo rap cypher with crunchy guitars, half-time trap drums, and distorted 808s. Male vocals switch between sneering melodic hooks and double-time rap. Verses trade perspectives: sarcastic, theatrical Jack; snarling, bratty Grinch; weary but defiant Santa. Big gang-vocal chorus with shout-along “who stole Christmas?” hook and octave guitars driving the energy. Bridge drops to palm-muted tension then explodes into final chant., pop punk, emo

Nightmare On Whoville