1,2,3’s

5,6,7,8. 
My teacher said that counting,
Was not my strongest suit. 
He told me I would fail my class,
If I didn’t improve. 
So I told him I would practice,
But honestly I’m bored. 
How can anyone love counting,
Man that crap is really hard. 
1,2,3
I think my teacher is a freak. 
4,5,6
Who sits here all day and counts like this?
7,12 and 15
Hey I think I’m actually good at counting. 
16,20,30
Now I’m getting serious, I think I’m actually a number genius!
I went to school again today,
With a smile spread on my face. 
I told my teacher that I’m super smart now,
And that he’ll have to change my grades to A’s. 
He looked me in the eye and told me to recite my A,B,C’s.
I scowled at his request,
“Dude, you told me to practice numbers not a freaking test!”
A,B,C
My teacher is a chimpanzee. 
D,E,F
He should just stick to what he said. 
G,L,P,
Hey at least I don’t think anyone will be better than me at my,
Q,S,Z’s
Cos I’m an ace at all my A,B,C’s!
After that quiz,
I held my head high and smirked a bit,
For showing my skills,
I’m a literacy genius and a math whizz. 
My teacher looked so stunned!
He’d said he’d never seen anything like it!
So I told all my friends,
And now they’re all counting and reciting their A,B,C’s,
Just. 
Like. 
Me. 
I said,
1,2,3
I know that everyone wants to be,
Just. Like. Me.
The super smart kid who knows everything. 
C,D,E,
And now I can even remix!
My 5,7,9’s
Because I’m just that good!
I’m just that talented!
(Strums in guitar)
Oh yeah!

Comical. Male voice