Granny Swallowed

[Intro]
Oh, Granny, what a tale to tell
A curious story that rings like a bell
Said she ate a horsefly when she was just a kid
A little strange but she did what she did

[Chorus]
Granny ate a horsefly, oh what a sight
A wild old story in the pale moonlight
She ain’t shy, she’s got legends to tell
Granny’s tales are crazy, but they cast a spell

[Verse 1]
In a small old town, many years ago
Grandma's stories would often flow
One day she said, with a mischievous grin
She took a bite and felt a little spin

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, she laughed and she smiled, said it was no big deal
A crunchy little bite, made her click her heels
It’s a legend now, passed down the line
About Granny and her fly, oh she sure did shine

[Chorus]
Granny ate a horsefly, oh what a sight
A wild old story in the pale moonlight
She ain’t shy, she’s got legends to tell
Granny’s tales are crazy, but they cast a spell

[Verse 2]
Neighbors said she had a mighty strange appetite
But she just chuckled at the folks’ slight
Said it’s a memory that made her proud
A story that’s screamed out loud

[Pre-Chorus]
So here’s to Granny’s daring deed, a bridge to the past
A wild adventure that’s meant to last
From her toothy grin to her brave reply
Granny ate a horsefly, and she’s our hero’s pride

[Chorus]
Granny ate a horsefly, oh what a sight
A wild old story in the pale moonlight
She ain’t shy, she’s got legends to tell
Granny’s tales are crazy, but they cast a spell

[Bridge]
In a world so fine, where stories are spun
We cherish the tales of everyone
Granny’s brave, her wild side, oh she’s a gem
Living her stories, chasing her hem

[Outro]
So raise a glass to grandma’s quirky lore
To adventures wild and tales once more
Granny ate a horsefly, and she’s still bright
Keeping her legends alive in the night

Industrial Metal with Aggressive Guitars and Distorted Vocals, Outlaw Country, Nu Metal, Dark Trap, Deep Dark Voices, 96