Banned from the DEO.

Verse 1
I clocked in early at the secret base,
Badge on crooked, coffee on my face.
National City shining, aliens chill,
I said, “Today? I’ll show them skill.”
Pressed one button, maybe two,
Something beeped in Krypton blue.
A portal hummed like it wanted applause,
I said, “That’s normal… probably.”
Pre-Chorus
Alex walked in with that tactical stare,
Crossed her arms like, “What did you do in there?”
Hank turned green, just slightly stressed,
Which honestly? That’s not the best.
Chorus
I got fired from the DEO!
Accidental chaos stole the show!
One tiny glitch, one cosmic sneeze,
Now I’m escorted past security.
Alex said, “Out!” Hank said, “No,”
Now I’m permanently banned from the DEO! 🚨
Verse 2
I didn’t mean to launch the drone,
Or activate the phantom zone.
The alien fish escaped its tank,
And someone’s desk turned into plank.
The hallway flipped to zero-G,
I yelled, “This seems fine to me!”
Red alerts started flashing bright,
I tripped the breaker mid-alien fight.
Pre-Chorus
Alex sighed like a tired mom,
Hank said, “You set off the antimatter bomb?”
I said, “It was labeled ‘Do Not Touch.’
That’s just… suspicious.”
Chorus
I got fired from the DEO!
Chaos résumé, here we go!
One misplaced code, one alien burp,
Now I’m banned like a security slurp.
Alex pointed toward the door slow-mo,
Hank said, “Lose the badge, you gotta go.”
I got fired from the DEO! 🚫🛸
Bridge (Dramatic Confession Mode) 🌪️
Look… the shapeshifter thing?
Not fully my fault.
And the training sim turning sentient?
Technically impressive.
Okay, maybe the lava floor hallway
Was a creative miscalculation.
Verse 3
They said, “You cannot come back inside.”
I said, “Even for snacks?” They denied.
Security locked my access code,
My desk now says “Exploded.”
Supergirl flew by overhead,
Shook her head but kindly said,
“Maybe try journalism instead?”
Honestly? Not a bad thread.
Final Chorus (Triumphant but Fired) 🎶🔥
I got fired from the DEO!
Accidental legend, status quo!
Banned for life, my record glows,
In red alert and alien prose.
Alex Danvers drew the line,
Hank said, “You’re a walking design flaw.”
I got fired from the DEO!
Outro (Spoken, proud chaos energy)
But listen…
National City survived.
So technically?
You’re welcome. 😎🚨

Alternative Rock, emotional, confident