Swipe Right for Laughter

[Intro]  
Yo, this one’s for all my friends,  
Caught in that credit card mess,  
Chillin’ with balances, what a stress!  
But we’re laughin’ through the pain, let’s confess!  
[Verse 1]  
Swipe it up, man, I’m livin’ the dream,  
Ain’t really cash, but I’m cashin’ on steam,  
Buyin’ my snacks, buyin’ my gear,  
But my wallet’s feelin’ the strain, oh dear!  
Credit card companies lurking,  
Interest rates they keep on jerkin’,  
I’m not mad, just here for a laugh,  
Takin’ a break from my financial math!  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Oh no, it’s a double-edged sword,  
Caught in a whirl, I can’t afford,  
But here’s the twist, I’m getting real bold,  
Buy my weed on credit, yeah, that’s how it unfolds!  
[Chorus]  
Hey, credit card debts, step right up,  
Ain’t getting a dime, don’t give a …,  
Banks and governments, take a seat,  
I’ll keep swiping, can’t admit defeat!  
Ain’t no money back, so hear my plea,  
I’m just livin’ life, wild and free!  
[Verse 2]  
Life’s a rollercoaster, up and down,  
Credit crunch bringing me frown town,  
Buyin’ my buds, my nightly fix,  
My credit’s shot, but I’m still in the mix!  
Retail therapy’s got me in chains,  
But it’s all good, I’m stayin’ sane,  
Cuz my laughter’s rich, though my pockets are thin,  
I’ll keep on swiping, let the laughter begin!  
[Pre-Chorus]  
Oh no, it’s a comedy show,  
In a credit crisis, watch me glow,  
I’m making jokes through the money woes,  
Grab my wallet, let’s see how it goes!  
[Chorus]  
Hey, credit card debts, step right up,  
Ain’t getting a dime, don’t give a …,  
Banks and governments, take a seat,  
I’ll keep swiping, can’t admit defeat!  
Ain’t no money back, so hear my plea,  
I’m just livin’ life, wild and free!  
[Bridge]  
Swipe it, laugh it, dance around the dread,  
In the credit card circus, we’ll play instead,  
Who needs cash when you’ve got a joke?  
Lighten the load, let’s have a poke!  
[Outro]  
So here’s a toast to our funny plight,  
In a world of debt, let’s find the light,  
No refunds coming, just laugh and stroll,  
In the land of credit, we’ll rock and roll!  

Upbeat Comedy, Acoustic guitar, Humorous vocals, male