Our Wonderful Boy (Farts & Giggles)

[Verse 1]
Sun’s barely up
He’s already loud
Tiny pair of boots
Stompin’ proud
Climbs in my lap
Big grin on his face
Says, “Daddy, pull my finger”
Then clears the place
[Chorus]
He’s our wonderful boy, our pride and joy (hey!)
Turnin’ every room into pure convoy
If he’s gigglin’
Something’s wigglin’
You can bet we’re reachin’ for the Febreze, oh boy
Yeah he toots, then laughs, like it’s his big encore
Our wonderful boy, we couldn’t love him more
[Verse 2]
At the grocery store
Right by the beans
He lets one fly
Like it’s routine
Old folks turn
Kids start to snort
He bows real low
Like it’s a sport
[Chorus]
He’s our wonderful boy, our pride and joy (whoo!)
Turnin’ every aisle into loud décor
If he’s smilin’
Air’s turnin’ violent
We just roll the cart a little faster to the door
Yeah he toots, then laughs, like it’s his big encore
Our wonderful boy, we couldn’t love him more
[Bridge]
One day he’ll grow tall
Maybe learn some grace
But I’ll still hear that giggle
See that mischief on his face
And I’ll thank the Lord
For every silly sound
For the boy whose laughs and farts
Keep this whole house spellbound
[Chorus]
He’s our wonderful boy, our pride and joy (hey!)
From the living room couch to the hardware store
If he’s chucklin’
Thunder’s rumblin’
Family legend walkin’ through the creaky floor
Yeah he toots, then laughs, like it’s his big encore
Our wonderful boy, we couldn’t love him more

country, Playful modern country with acoustic guitar, brushed snare, and upright bass. Male vocals with a wink; tempo mid-fast, two-step friendly. Verses stay light and narrative, pedal steel doing little chuckles. Chorus jumps with gang “hey!” shouts and claps, big smile energy all the way through.