Punk Rocker’s New Year!

I’m better than you!
I listen to boring vinyls that sound like shit!
The only person that can free Palestine is GG Allen!
My moral compass is the best there is!
Shut up old man! You fascist homeowner!

I will find lost blue haired women to squat with if you kick me out!
I will make up for my absent work ethic with more word salad and eye rolling than she can handle.  


Ok ok. Truth is I just love communism because it brings everyone down to MY level. Which is zero!!!!!!

Happy new year dad you’re canceled 
Happy new year mom you’re canceled 
I’m better than both of you because I go to shows at little clubs 

Punk Rock