I’m Better Than You!

I’m better than you

Because I listen to records

I’m better than you

Because I make decisions with my emotions instead of my brainnnnnnnn

I’m a real punk! (Hell yeah I live at home)

I don’t go to bed when I’m told to! (Hell yeah no one can tell me when to turn off my light and go to sleep!!!!)

I’m 39 and I live with my big bad meanie mean parents

They don’t understand David Lynch!

They don’t understand The Cramps!

You know what they are? Fascist and mean!!!!!

I’m better than you because I pretend to care about illegal aliens

I’m better than you because I hang out in the arts districts and roll my focking eyes

I’m a real punk rocker and anyone that disagrees with ANYTHING I say is a meanie big bad meanie meanie and is canceled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!