Track · Apr 4, 2026 · English

The Mermaid, The Mug, And Me

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2:14

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I once loved a mermaid in Margate bay

Turned out she was Terry from down the quay

He'd shaved off his beard for a charity do

Now I’ve got questions

And one or two brews

[Chorus]

So row

Row

Row till we can’t see straight

Drink to our terrible life choices

Mate

Raise your glass high

To dumb destiny

Here’s to the mermaid

The mug

And me (hey!)

[Verse 2]

The captain says “lad

You’re the brains of this crew”

That’s how you know we are thoroughly screwed

We followed my map to a fortune in gold

Found only my ex

And her new guy called “Colm”

[Chorus]

So row

Row

Row till we can’t see straight

Drink to our terrible life choices

Mate

Raise your glass high

To dumb destiny

Here’s to the mermaid

The mug

And me (sing it!)

[Bridge]

I tried to impress her with tales of the storm

She said “you were seasick

Before we left port”

I bragged of my scars from a whirlpool fight

She said “that’s from a crab

And a bar stool that night” (ohhh!)

[Chorus]

So row

Row

Row till we can’t see straight

Drink to our terrible life choices

Mate

Raise your glass high

To dumb destiny

Here’s to the mermaid

The mug

And me

[Chorus]

Row

We regret it at dawn

Sing till the landlord

Throws us all out the door

Raise your glass high

In tragic glee

Here’s to the mermaid

The mug

And me (last round!)

Style

rowdy pub sea shanty with hurdy-gurdy drone and wheezing accordiongang-style male vocals barking the hookstomping boots and table thumps driving the pulse; verses stay mostly solo with call-and-response gruntschorus explodes into shout-along harmonies and sloppy clapslast round speeds up into chaoticjoyful chaosshantymale vocalsaccordionenglish

Prompt

Hurst gurdy, accordion, drinking sea shanty, comical, male voice

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GeneratedApr 4, 2026

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