Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 Backstage mirror, neon lights glow Five grown men with a gallon of rouge Teasin’ up hair like a lion on fire Lipstick brighter than the Marshall amp wires Leather so tight we can barely breathe But fashion hurts if you wanna be seen Spandex shining like a disco ball Mama said “Son, that ain’t clothes at all” Pre-Chorus Powder on the cheekbones, glitter in the air Takes three hours just to rock this hair Chorus We got more hairspray than guitar More mascara than the movie stars High heel boots and leopard skin If it ain’t loud we won’t walk in Singin’ “Whoa-oh-oh!” with the lipstick on Headbang till the wig is gone Living loud on the Sunset strip Lookin’ like a beauty salon on a rocket ship Verse 2 Bandana tighter than a payday loan Mirror checkin’ every microphone Guitar solo while the eyeliner runs Crowd can’t tell if we’re dudes or nuns Pyro blast and the smoke machine Hair so tall it’s blocking the scene Groupies screaming, cameras flash Half the band just fixed their lash Pre-Chorus Glitter on the leather, nails painted black Rock ‘n’ roll never looked like that Chorus We got more hairspray than guitar More mascara than the movie stars High heel boots and zebra stripes Rockin’ harder than our beauty types Singin’ “Whoa-oh-oh!” with the lipstick strong Aquanet holdin’ all night long If the wind blows we might explode From the ozone hole our hairdos owed Bridge Eight cans empty on the dressing room floor Drummer’s hair got its own zip code Bassist borrowed his sister’s gloss Singer says, “Pain is the cost!” Breakdown Mirror, mirror on the wall Who’s the glammiest of ‘em all? Probably the guy with the pink guitar And the five-foot halo of aerosol Final Chorus We got more hairspray than guitar More sparkle than a shooting star Lipstick stains on a whiskey glass Rock so loud it’ll melt the past Singin’ “Whoa-oh-oh!” with the makeup loud Pretty boys makin’ metal proud If rock ain’t pretty we don’t belong— Turn the amp up, tease it strong!
Tags
funny 80s glam metal anthem, big hooks, shredding guitar solos, loud drums, party rock, over-the-top hair band
Duration
4:34
Instrumental
No
Created
3/9/2026