(Verse 1) Scrolling on my phone, what do I see? Another headline blowin’ up, chaos on repeat— First it’s a pandemic, then a plague on the run, Another controversy—oh man, when will it be done? I’m bombarded by memes and disasters galore, The Middle East’s on edge, and there’s always something more. Every swipe’s a new saga in this digital parade, Where the gov’s distractin’ us with a shiny new charade. (Chorus) Welcome to our Social Media Paradise, Where every scroll brings drama, fire, and spice. Another war, another scandal, headlines that never lie— We’re laughing through the chaos, oh me, oh my! (Verse 2) Before we dive in deeper, here’s a twist you can’t dismiss: BlackRock’s quietly steering, molding policies like this— Pulling all the strings behind the curtain of our fate, While the world spins on their terms, we’re left to speculate. Oops, now I’ma get Hilleried for singing this! And while I’m laughing, check out the latest online fight— Current artists clashing, throwing shade left and right. Oh my, remember when TikTok went down overnight? People lost their minds—it was a digital fright! Some rappers beef like it’s the new sport in town, While pop stars duel on Twitter, wearing their digital crowns. Then there’s OnlyFans, where wild content takes the stage, Crypto bros scalping Bitcoin, and eggs are all the rage! (Chorus) Welcome to our Social Media Paradise, Where every day’s a headline, rollin’ like dice. Pandemic, plague, and conflict—oh, what a wild ride, We’re living in the madness of our Social Media Paradise! (Bridge) The government’s out here with a brand-new distraction plan, While we’re scrolling through the drama, tryin’ hard to understand— How a meme, a tweet, or a viral video clip Can turn the whole world into a nonstop apocalypse. (Chorus – Variation) Oh, in our Social Media Paradise, Every click’s a punchline in this digital vice. From trending wars to endless feeds that hypnotize, We keep on smirkin’ in the chaos—no surprise! (Outro) So here’s to all the memes and news streams that keep us awake, In this wired world of wonders, oh, what a risk we take. We’ll keep on scrollin’, tappin’, laughin’ ‘til the day’s demise— Stuck forever in our Social Media Paradise.

“Social Media Paradise”