

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 (spoken-sung, with piano vamp and muted trumpet) ` Ladies and gents, step into the hall, Champagne flows, but the deals are small. Rubio’s grin, a paper-thin mask, Trading his favors in a vaudeville act. ` Chorus (big brass hits, swing rhythm) ` Step right up, the party’s grand, Rubio’s dealing with a shaky hand, Trump’s at the bar, Vance on the floor, Brass horns blare — who’s keeping score? ` Verse 2 (clarinet solo weaving between lines) ` Whispers in corners, the band plays hot, Promises sold for a whiskey shot. The Charleston spins, alliances bend, Every refrain hides another pretend. ` Chorus (repeat, louder, with trombone slides) ` Step right up, the party’s grand, Rubio’s dealing with a shaky hand, Trump’s at the bar, Vance on the floor, Brass horns blare — who’s keeping score?
Tags
Vaudeville / Cabaret , jazz, brass and horns
1:56
No
11/12/2025