Thanks for nothing

(Verse 1)  
Woke up late, spilled my dreams on the floor,
Mom said, “Aim higher,” so I dug a trapdoor.
Tried to win the world with a plastic crown,
But it clapped really loud when it all fell down.

(Pre-Chorus)  
Now I’m stuck in your motivational quote,
Tattooed on my soul like a participation note.

(Chorus)  
Thanks for nothing. You’re the best  
Really nailed that failure test  
Your advice aged like warm milk in the sun  
I’m so inspired—can’t you tell I’m done?  
Oh wow, you're such a guiding star  
From the bottom of my secondhand car  
Thanks for nothing (no really), cheers!  
Now watch me crush it with ironic tears  

(Verse 2)  
I followed your map to “someday soon”  
Ended up lost in a discount saloon  
You said “believe,” so I tried manifesting  
Got a side quest in eternal second-guessing  

(Bridge)  
Don’t mind me—just living the dream  
With duct-taped hopes and caffeine steam  
Your pep talks echo through my sighs  
Like glitter bombs in my demise  

(Final Chorus)  
Thanks for nothing. What a ride  
You built me strong on the inside (lied)  
I’ll dedicate this awkward win  
To every “you can’t” dressed up in a grin  
Clap along if you feel so wise  
While I fake-smile through your advice  
Thanks for nothing—I mean it, pal  
Now excuse me, I’ve got flames to douse with style  

Pop punk, sarcastic vocals, male