Second Biggest On The Planet

[Verse 1]
You walked in loud like a fun fact thread
Droppin’ stats that nobody asked for
Talkin’ ’bout creatures in the deep
Deep blue
Then you pointed that punchline straight at you
[Chorus]
Second biggest on the planet
Yeah
You said it
You just had it
Took a weird little science rant
Turned it into self-slap stand-up
If the ocean’s got its legends
Guess the rest of us are candid
Second biggest on the planet
And somehow proud of that (oh yeah)
[Verse 2]
You laugh first so we all feel safe
Roast yourself
Take the heat
Your way
Every wild fact turns into a bit
If the joke fits
You’re wearin’ it
[Bridge]
Who’s counting anyway?
Who’s keepin’ that score?
If we’re all a little extra
Then you’re just a little more (hey!)
[Chorus]
Second biggest on the planet
Yeah
You said it
You just had it
Turned a random biology rant
Into something we can’t forget
If the ocean’s got its legends
Guess the rest of us are candid
Second biggest on the planet
And somehow proud of that

Playful alt-pop with bright electric guitars, tight drums, and bouncy bass. Male vocals deliver dry, deadpan humor in the verses, then open into a chanty, shout-along hook with gang vocals. Light synth stabs accent punchlines; short bridge drops to claps and vocal before a final big chorus.