[Verse 1]
Dad rolled in with the crew
Two kids in tiny shoes
One wants snacks, one wants toys
Already making all that noise
He grabbed a cart with a squeak
Said, “We’re in and out this week”
Then a scooter zipped by
Right past the pumpkin pie
[Pre-Chorus]
I saw a guy in slippers
He was buying a kayak
A lady argued with the scale
And nobody looked back
[Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
[Verse 2]
By the freezer, a woman laughed
Talking to a cardboard cat
A toddler launched a grape
Like a fastball from the snack aisle gate
One kid reached for gum
One kid said, “I’m done”
Dad said, “Hold that thought”
Then the cart hit a rogue red sock
[Pre-Chorus]
He found a lawn chair mountain
And a spilled box of cereal
A man in the coupons line
Had ten carts and zero chill
[Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
[Bridge]
Dad got lost in aisle nine
Between the chips and the valentines
He said, “Boys, stay close”
Then a baby yelled, “Let’s go!”
[Final Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Checkout line crowd
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Same story, better loud