Track · May 9, 2026 · English
Drama at Walmart
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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dad rolled in with the crew
Two kids in tiny shoes
One wants snacks, one wants toys
Already making all that noise
He grabbed a cart with a squeak
Said, “We’re in and out this week”
Then a scooter zipped by
Right past the pumpkin pie
[Pre-Chorus]
I saw a guy in slippers
He was buying a kayak
A lady argued with the scale
And nobody looked back
[Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
[Verse 2]
By the freezer, a woman laughed
Talking to a cardboard cat
A toddler launched a grape
Like a fastball from the snack aisle gate
One kid reached for gum
One kid said, “I’m done”
Dad said, “Hold that thought”
Then the cart hit a rogue red sock
[Pre-Chorus]
He found a lawn chair mountain
And a spilled box of cereal
A man in the coupons line
Had ten carts and zero chill
[Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
[Bridge]
Dad got lost in aisle nine
Between the chips and the valentines
He said, “Boys, stay close”
Then a baby yelled, “Let’s go!”
[Final Chorus]
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Dad, stay strong now
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Kids gone, “Look at that!”
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Checkout line crowd
Drama at Walmart
Drama at Walmart
Same story, better loud
Style
pop with bouncy mid-tempo groovefour-on-the-floor kick and syncopated claps; verse rides rubbery bassbright guitar chopsand playful percussion; pre-chorus strips to handclaps and a rising synth; chorus hits with stacked male doublesgang shoutsand a catchy chant hook. add cart-wheel squeakscandy-aisle chimesand a reverse swell into the final chorus. brightpunchyglossy mix with close-mic lead and comic ad-libs.dramamale vocalsrhythmicpopenglish
Prompt
Title ‘Drama at the Walmart’ a massive pop hit, male vocals, a joking but still rhythmic song about all the crazy things you see in a Walmart. The story follows a father shopping with his kids.
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Prompt by
ChazzTheSpazz
ChazzTheSpazzGeneratedMay 9, 2026
ModelZona