Track · Jul 2, 2025 · English
MAGA-GATOR MARCH
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[Intro – Trump parody voice, echo filter]
🎙️
“They said I couldn’t build a prison full of gators…
I DID.
They said I couldn’t deport people with dance moves…
I AM.
Now get ready… for the MAGA-GATOR MARCH.”
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[Verse 1 – Hype narrator over distorted banjo beat]
Welcome to the Florida Zone
Where ICE got drones and your phone’s a cone
Gators got badges and snakes got guns
And we still got 17 walls to fund
Trump ridin’ shirtless on a mutant croc
Wavin’ a flag made of melted TikToks
Airboats full of Karens screamin’ “BUILD THAT SH*T!”
While Florida Man’s moonin’ every congressman he hits
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[Hook – Chant w/ call & response, aggressive techno beat]
🎵
MAGA-GATOR MARCH, step left, step right
Twerk in the mud while you dodge the spotlight
Border got a DJ, ICE got flow
Now scream “F*** IT!” when you see the drone
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SH*T UP (x2 echo)
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[Verse 2 – Rap-verse, filthy and fast]
Got deported for dancin’ the macarena
Now I’m cookin’ beans in an old arena
Gator guard’s got a mullet and a vape pen
He sells moonshine and fake Depends
Latina MILFs in swamp couture
“ICE ICE BABY” spray-paint on the sewer
Trump Jr. doin’ TikTok bits
While Eric sells meth behind the Ritz
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[Bridge – spoken monologue, villain-style voice]
This ain’t a nation — it’s a fever dream
Where facts don’t matter and Fox is queen
We got hot sauce, duct tape, and swamp regrets
And a t-shirt cannon full of cigarette debts
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[Final Hook – choir of redneck zombies chanting over dubstep drop]
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MAGA-GATOR MARCH, it’s the end of days
Twerk in the mud while the Bible plays
Crocs on patrol, ICE on stilts
Trump in a robe made of unpaid bills
This ain’t no wall — it’s a pit of fear
So slap that gator and chug a beer
March your ass to the beat of doom
‘Cause the swamp’s got room and the dance goes BOOM
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[Outro – whispered ASMR growl with distorted fiddle]
They built a prison…
With tailgate grills…
Where deportation…
Means “shake them hips, pay them bills…”
Alligator Alcatraz.
A MAGA fantasy.
A humanitarian felony.
A goddamn swamp musical.
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SH*T UP.
Style
unhinged rap anthem mocking deportationmaga madnessgatorssnakesswamp prison chaos—wildfilthyhilarious.”english
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Dead_Love_DriveGeneratedJul 2, 2025
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