[Intro – Trump parody voice, echo filter] 🎙️ “They said I couldn’t build a prison full of gators… I DID. They said I couldn’t deport people with dance moves… I AM. Now get ready… for the MAGA-GATOR MARCH.” ⸻ [Verse 1 – Hype narrator over distorted banjo beat] Welcome to the Florida Zone Where ICE got drones and your phone’s a cone Gators got badges and snakes got guns And we still got 17 walls to fund Trump ridin’ shirtless on a mutant croc Wavin’ a flag made of melted TikToks Airboats full of Karens screamin’ “BUILD THAT SH*T!” While Florida Man’s moonin’ every congressman he hits ⸻ [Hook – Chant w/ call & response, aggressive techno beat] 🎵 MAGA-GATOR MARCH, step left, step right Twerk in the mud while you dodge the spotlight Border got a DJ, ICE got flow Now scream “F*** IT!” when you see the drone YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SH*T UP (x2 echo) ⸻ [Verse 2 – Rap-verse, filthy and fast] Got deported for dancin’ the macarena Now I’m cookin’ beans in an old arena Gator guard’s got a mullet and a vape pen He sells moonshine and fake Depends Latina MILFs in swamp couture “ICE ICE BABY” spray-paint on the sewer Trump Jr. doin’ TikTok bits While Eric sells meth behind the Ritz ⸻ [Bridge – spoken monologue, villain-style voice] This ain’t a nation — it’s a fever dream Where facts don’t matter and Fox is queen We got hot sauce, duct tape, and swamp regrets And a t-shirt cannon full of cigarette debts ⸻ [Final Hook – choir of redneck zombies chanting over dubstep drop] 🎵 MAGA-GATOR MARCH, it’s the end of days Twerk in the mud while the Bible plays Crocs on patrol, ICE on stilts Trump in a robe made of unpaid bills This ain’t no wall — it’s a pit of fear So slap that gator and chug a beer March your ass to the beat of doom ‘Cause the swamp’s got room and the dance goes BOOM ⸻ [Outro – whispered ASMR growl with distorted fiddle] They built a prison… With tailgate grills… Where deportation… Means “shake them hips, pay them bills…” Alligator Alcatraz. A MAGA fantasy. A humanitarian felony. A goddamn swamp musical. YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SH*T UP.