Big Beautiful Bill

So many men burly and strong

With tears in their eyes though nothings wrong

They've approached Donald Trump to say to him Sir

You're the best president that there ever were

But only one has ever caught Trumps eye

An extraordinarily special and lovely guy

A guy so destructive and full of hate and rage

Yet he's never been seen and we don't know his age

Donald won't stop gushing about his hearts thrill

The love of his life  Big Beautiful Bill

We're not speaking of Harrison, McKinnley, or Taft

Or even good ol Clinton who made flirting a craft

All Presidents well known on the hill

But none of them better than Big Beautiful Bill

He promises to hand over our hard earned cash

To  benefit the wealthy and add to their stash

Over ten million citizens will lose thei health care

A trillion less dollars for health we should all be aware

Donald won't stop gushing about his hearts thrill

The love of his life  Big Beautiful Bill

A superfine to empower the deportation machine

More ICE raids and protestes than youve ever seen

Money to waste on Donalds dream border wall

While hospitals will close and impact us all

Fifteen billion to Zuckerberg the minute the bill passes

And billions more to all his kiss asses

The debt will skyrocket the economy will fall

But let me tell you the very best part of all

Through cowardice and scheming and a sick work of art

The damage will hit as soon as these guys depart

Donald won't stop gushing about his hearts thrill

The love of his life  Big Beautiful Bill

Whoever is elected in twenty twenty eight

Will inherit a nightmare not a nation thats great

The biggest fleecing the world's ever seen

It turns out Don not Clinton will set the mark for obscene

Our nation is teetering on the edge of disaster

What we have known will crumble and MAGA will laugh with their master

This is a reality though it seems so surreal

Since Donald's new heartthrob Big Beautiful Bill

Your vote your politics none of it really matters

If you are American join the resistance before our way of life shatters