Do Not Click My Profile >_>

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go

Hey there, excited fan, I see your wanderscape

Looking at my playlists, oh what a grand escape

But hold up, just a sec, before you dive right in

This is where I draw the line, let the sarcasm begin

Oh, please, don’t you dare, spam my profile like a game

Keep your hands to yourself, don’t steal my fame

I’m just a humble artist, not a viral hamster wheel

So kindly back away before I start to squeal

Whatever you do, DO NOT! click my profile, don’t get involved

Spam my playlists, I implore, or I might just dissolve

Please, I beg, not to hit that number one spot

Or I might lose my mind, oh, what a terrible plot

Oh, the temptation is so real, but I’ll resist the urge

You can admire from afar, don’t let your spamming emerge

Just a harmless request, with a sarcastic tone

Stay off my charts, and leave my music alone

So remember this warning, in the funniest way

Keep your clicks in check, don’t ruin my day

I love the fans, but oh, just for fun

Don’t click, don’t spam, or my top spot’s gone!

Great, now I’ll go cry in my pillow, just joking, I’m fine!