Wi-Fi Went Down (So Did My Life)

Woke up feelin’ like a brand new man

Sun was shinin’, had a whole day planned

Poured my coffee, grabbed my phone

Hit that app… but I was all alone

Spinnin’ wheel like a bad dream loop

Tried again, still got the scoop—

“No connection,” my heart sank low

Like a country song on the radio

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I walked outside, touched some grass

Neighbor waved, I walked right past

What’s his name? I couldn’t say

I ain’t talked face-to-face since May

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My Wi-Fi went down, so did my life

Couldn’t scroll, couldn’t swipe, couldn’t even type

No memes, no streams, no late-night views

Just me and my thoughts—what am I supposed to do?

My Wi-Fi went down, I lost my mind

Started readin’ labels on things I could find

If this is livin’, I don’t approve

Bring back the bars, I got nothin’ to do

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Tried to watch some old-school TV

Turns out there’s like… commercials? Seriously?

They talk too much, don’t skip ahead

I yelled “next episode!”—my dog just stared

Opened a book, yeah I gave it a shot

Five whole minutes, that’s all I got

No sound effects, no autoplay

How did people live this way?!

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I cleaned my room, I found my floor

Didn’t know I had that before

Called my mom just to complain

She said, “You sound fine, what’s the pain?”

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My Wi-Fi went down, so did my vibe

Couldn’t check if my post got five or nine likes

No reels, no deals, no online clues

Had to sit in silence like it’s 2002

My Wi-Fi went down, it ain’t okay

I almost talked to people today

If this keeps up, I might improve

And honestly… that scares me, dude

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I stared at a wall for an hour straight

Started thinkin’ ‘bout my life, my fate

Then suddenly—ding!—a light came through

Router blinked… and I knew

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My Wi-Fi came back, I’m alive again

Missed 47 texts and 10 new trends

Jumped right in like I never left

Didn’t even question my mental health

My Wi-Fi came back, don’t take it away

I ain’t built for a real-life day

If the signal drops, I’ll lose my groove

‘Cause without that net… I got nothin’ to prove