

Prompt / Lyrics
All I Want for Christmas Is My Wife's Booty Cheeks (Verse 1) All I want for Christmas is my wife's booty cheeks, My wife's booty cheeks, oh just my wife's booty cheeks! Gee, if I could only have my wife's booty cheeks, Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!" (Verse 2) It seems so long since I could say, "Honey, turn around this way!" Every time I see that sway, Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be! (Chorus) All I want for Christmas is my wife's booty cheeks, Those perfect booty cheeks, yeah my wife's booty cheeks! See 'em jiggle when she walks right past the Christmas tree— Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!" (Bridge) Santa baby, don't bring toys or fancy things, I don't need no diamond rings. Just tell my wife to back it up nice and slow for me— That's all I need under the tree! (Verse 3) Everybody knows some mistletoe would be real nice, But I'd trade it all in twice For a chance to grab those cheeks and hold 'em tight all night— Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!" (Final Chorus) All I want for Christmas is my wife's booty cheeks, My wife's booty cheeks, mmm my wife's booty cheeks! If Santa brings me that, I'll be grinning ear to ear— And I'll wish you all a very Merry Christmas this year!
Tags
Christmas rap, country, pop, pop punk, hardcore, emo, emo rap, trap, 808 bass
1:27
No
12/14/2025