Slippery Banana Shenanigans

Hey, check this out, I got a secret snack,

A magic banana, you'll never guess what's crackin’!

Slips and trips, it’s the ultimate prank,

Hold on to your shoes, man, ‘cause it’s about to go dank!

Peel it slow, watch me roll, that yellow’s got a spell,

One bite, take a trip, you’d better fare thee well,

It’s slippery slope, got the whole damn crew on tilt,

Laughing so hard, your face turns red as hell.

Oh shit, did you see that grip?

That banana’s got a mighty flip,

Slip, slide, dance, fuck all your tips,

This freakin’ fruit’s got some wicked tricks!

Magic banana, slip and slide,

Slip on the peel, oh what a ride,

Falling down with a goofy grin,

That sneaky fruit, let’s peel again!

Sticky as hell, this fruit’s a riot,

Watch your step, or you’ll be in a goddamn riot,

Laughing like idiots, messing with fate,

Stupid banana, you’re just too great!

C’mon, don’t slip, don’t fall,

This yellow bastard’s got us all,

Slip, trip, across the hall,

Magic banana, you’re the king of all!

Magic banana, slip and slide,

Slip on the peel, oh what a ride,

Falling down with a goofy grin,

That sneaky fruit, let’s peel again!

Yeah, it’s annoying but kinda fun,

This yellow prick has just begun,

Slip and laugh, till we’re done,

Shout out to that damn banana, number one!

So, next time you see that fruity freak,

Remember, it’s the prank that’s unique,

Slip your worries away, don’t be meek,

Thanks to the magic banana, kiss your ass goodbye!