The Crazy Ex Anthem

Verse 1

She keyed my truck, burned my shirts

Told my mama I’m the worst

Slept with my drummer, blamed the moon

Then cried outside my house past noon

Pre-Chorus

But I can’t lie, I kinda miss

The chaos wrapped in cherry lips

Chorus

This one’s for the wild ones

The broken but beguiling ones

The scream-in-the-street types

Tattooed heartbreaks in red lights

Raise a toast to the lunatics

The ones who left with teeth and tricks

You broke my life — then stole my denim

Here’s your song…

The Crazy Ex Anthem

Verse 2

You sent my nudes to your group chat

Then called me crying — “take me back”

You lit my couch and watched it burn

Then told the cops I’d never learn

(Pre-Chorus → Chorus)

Bridge (slow grind breakdown)

You were insane… and kinda hot

You loved me like a gunshot

I don’t regret the 3am calls

Or the time you punched through bathroom walls

Final Chorus (bigger, louder, drunker)

This one’s for the fire-starters

The midnight text bomb martyrs

The “block, unblock” nightmare girls

The queens of chaos, smoke, and curls

You were my sin, you wore it proud

So here’s your anthem, scream it loud

You broke my brain — but damn, you meant it

This one’s yours:

The Crazy Ex Anthem

Outro (spoken/snarl)

P.S. You left your bra again.