Elijah A Fake

[Intro]
Elijah a fake mhm mmm elijah a ffffake yeah elijah elijah is a fffakkkke yeah fake ass whack ass trash ass fake elijah a ffffake yeah elijah a fakkkke ahah yeah!

**Chorus** (slowed + reverb trap chant, repetitive, hypnotic, street preacher vibe)  
Elijah fake, he ghost, cap overload (brrr)  
Disappear then post, "we locked" — nope, he ghost (skrrt)  
Elijah fake, he ghost, read-receipt choke (yuh)  
Fake forever, never broke, Elijah cap the most (ghost ghost ghost)  

**Verse 1** (triplet flow, trap cadence, punchlines land heavy)  
‘Lijah slidin' thru the trap but he ghost in the function  
Fabricated every sentence, cap production  
Vanished off the radar, no discussion, no instruction  
Pop back like "therapy bussin'" — nah, you nugget hustlin'  

Drop  trash then evaporate, straight combustion  
Read receipts cut deeper than a blade in the dungeon  
Call me brother one time then execute the expulsion  
Loyalty on E, battery dead, no resumption  

Venmo for the gas? That's a scam in construction  
I clown, you block — cowardice introduction  
"Link this weekend" — weekend come, you in seclusion  
"On my way" from the plug house, time dilation illusion  

**Chorus** (double up the ad-libs, trap preacher energy)  
Elijah fake, he ghost, cap overload (brrr brrr)  
Disappear then post, "we locked" — nope, he ghost (skrrt skrrt)  
Elijah fake, he ghost, read-receipt choke (yuh yuh)  
Fake forever, never broke, Elijah cap the most (ghost ghost ghost ghost)  

**Verse 2** (faster triplets into double-time pockets, trap menace)  
Post "need the real" in the trap house reflection  
Solo in the foreign, only bag is the concession  
"Grind don't stop" — you grindin' controller sessions  
Fortnite dubs while the plug waitin' on collections  

Phone died ? That's a cap resurrection  
"Family emergency" — new skin, new complexion  
"Studio" grind? Red Lobster booth, vocal infection  
Spittin' in the grease trap, call it bars perfection  

You the blueprint for every opp in deception  
Say "bet" then jet, ghost acceleration  
Heavyweight cap champ, silence your profession  
I'm the coroner countin' bodies, you the next in succession  

Human glitch code, polite defection  
Outdated software, need a system correction  
"We up next" from the trap basement section  
I'm top floor bossin', you still dodgin' detection  

**Final Chorus** (slow it way down, 808 slides drag longer, crowd chant trap style)  
Elijah fake… he ghost… cap overload (brrr)  
Disappear then post… "locked in"… nope, he ghost (skrrt)  
Elijah fake… he ghost… read-receipt choke (yuh)  
Fake forever… never broke… Elijah cap the most  
(everybody lean in: fake… ghost… cap the most… fake… ghost… cap the most)  

**Outro** (trap fade, echoing ad-libs over sliding 808s)  
Still my favorite cap merchant, no correction needed (brrr)  
Keep ghostin' thru the trap, keep the cap undefeated (skrrt)  

Elijah a fake mhm mmm elijah a ffffake yeah elijah elijah is a fffakkkke yeah

mumble rap, trap flow, battle rap, punchline-heavy, multi-syllable rhymes, catchy repetitive chorus, absurd humor, swag!