[Verse 1]
Woke up late to a group chat roasting me
Screenshots, bad hair, worst philosophy
I’m the punchline
In my own life story
Missed the bus, spilled coffee on my last clean shirt
[Pre-Chorus]
But I’m still here
Yeah I’m still loud
If I go down
I’ll go too proud (too proud)
[Chorus]
I’m not your main character, I’m comic relief
Trip on my laces, land on my teeth
Laugh it off, say I planned it like that (like that)
I’m not a hero in a leather jacket scene
Just background noise in your perfect dream
But I still yell my name over the crash
(I’m not your main character)
[Verse 2]
Tried to flirt, spilled soda on your thrifted dress
Said “it’s fine,” but I saw you send the text
“Look at this clown”
Yeah, that tracks, I guess
I make bad choices like it’s all I’ve got
[Pre-Chorus]
But I’m still here
Too late to quit
If I’m a joke
Then I’ll own it (own it)
[Chorus]
I’m not your main character, I’m comic relief
Trip on my laces, land on my teeth
Laugh it off, say I planned it like that (like that)
I’m not a hero in a leather jacket scene
Just background noise in your perfect dream
But I still yell my name over the crash
(I’m not your main character)
[Bridge]
Maybe I’m messed up, maybe that fits
Gold star loser with the participation pics
If life’s a movie, I miss my cues
But I still take the hit like I can’t lose (hey!)
[Chorus]
I’m not your main character, I’m comic relief
Trip on my laces, land on my teeth
Laugh it off, say I planned it like that (like that)
I’m not a hero in a leather jacket scene
Just background noise in your perfect dream
But I still yell my name over the crash
(I’m not your main character, hey)
I’m not your main character
But I still get the last laugh