He is ready to Fight.

You ever seen a grown man cry?
Cry like a baby like someone just died?
he got a shot on the butt 
like he ain't had one in all of his life .
I think he  needs his mommy to come, 
and be by his side.
I need to split from this  hilarious scene,
Because, He got mad when he heard me laughing at him.
I need to split  from this  hilarious scene,
I better get out of here while I can,
because he is ready to fight.
I laughed my ass off all the way home
my stomach hurt so bad 
because, I couldn't get over the way 
 that he acted when he seen that long needle.
he called me up on the phone  on his way home.
used so many cuss words that I never heard.
I  need to split  from this hilarious scene.
Because,he got mad  when he heard me laughing at him.
I need to split from this hilarious scene,
I better get out of here while I can.
Because,he is ready to fight.
Yeah,he is ready to fight.
Oh Lord he is ready to fight.
Yeah,he is ready to fight.
Oh Lord he is ready to fight.

Female singer quirky comedy