Sick Joke

(Verse 1)

He thinks he’s so funny,

Sending a spider to spook me,

With its giant fangs, looking frightening,

And its crazy that it shoot lightning,

(Pre-Chorus)

A slash here,

A dodge roll there,

Running around,

Don’t fall on the ground,

(Chorus)

The old man thinks this is a sick joke,

Playing twisted games trying to provoke,

Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,

Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,

Well I can play a sick joke too,

I’ll burn away everything icy blue,

Just like I did with your electric arachnid,

Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,

(Verse 2)

The fight was crazy when it’s babies got involved,

I had to burn them, too bad they won’t get to evolve,

Little electromagnetic creatures,

Covered in icy features,

(Pre-Chorus)

A slash here,

A dodge roll there,

Running around,

Don’t fall on the ground,

(Chorus)

The old man thinks this is a sick joke,

Playing twisted games trying to provoke,

Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,

Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,

Well I can play a sick joke too,

I’ll burn away everything icy blue,

Just like I did with your electric arachnid,

Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,

(Bridge)

I’d love to be fighting the Ice King about now,

But no this filler song was made to entertain the crowd,

How much longer until I can fulfill my destiny writer,

Must I wait for an eternity for your skills to be wiser,

(Pre-Chorus)

A slash here,

A dodge roll there,

Running around,

Don’t fall on the ground,

(Chorus)

The old man thinks this is a sick joke,

Playing twisted games trying to provoke,

Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,

Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,

Well I can play a sick joke too,

I’ll burn away everything icy blue,

Just like I did with your electric arachnid,

Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,

(Outro + Spoken)

One more chapter to end the story,

One more chapter until my glory