Man overboard

Man Overboard (The Ferry Feud)”

Genre: Comedy Folk / Sea Shanty Parody
Starring: Ethan, Brandon, and a boatload of resentment

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[Verse 1 – Narrator]

It was a calm Gulf day, not a cow in sight,
Brandon took off — said “I earned this right.”
Sun hat on, drink in hand,
He boarded that ferry feelin’ mighty grand.

But back in DFW, Ethan seethed,
Mutterin’, “Must be nice,” through gritted teeth.
So he drove to Galveston with vengeance tight,
Spotted Brandon starboard and said, “Not tonight.”

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[Chorus – All]

🎶 Man overboard, splashin’ free,
Brandon’s PTO got him tossed to sea.
Took one vacation, now he’s shark bait,
Ethan said, “Hope that sunscreen floats, mate.” 🎶
🎶 Man overboard, no sympathy,
You don’t leave crew for a beach and breeze!
You sip piña coladas — I pack the truck,
Now you’re fish food, bruh — good luck! 🎶

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[Verse 2 – Ethan, full villain]

“I worked six days, my back’s all shot,
He’s in flip flops like he’s doin’ a yacht.
Said he needed ‘rest’ — I need revenge,
So I found that rail and gave it a wrench.”

Brandon yelled, “Yo chill, it’s just one week!”
Ethan grinned, “Then learn to swim, you lazy geek.”
A splash, a scream, the seagulls cried,
And Brandon’s floaties took off with the tide.

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[Bridge – Spoken Interlude]

Brandon (gurgling): “Bro… it was PTO!”
Ethan: “Permanently Tossed Overboard.”

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[Final Chorus – Crew joins in]

🎶 Man overboard, lesson learned,
Don’t leave your shift or you might get burned.
Square Cow don’t play when the roster’s tight,
Ask Brandon — he’s floatin’ outta sight! 🎶
🎶 Man overboard, just took a trip,
Now he’s swimmin’ back with a busted lip.
Next time ask for approval twice —
Or you’ll catch a wave and pay the price. 🎶

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