Dude, That’s a Llama

(Intro – punchy, rapid-fire cadence)
Yo, I was just walkin’
Mindin’ my biz, half-asleep, no talkin’
Sippin’ my coffee, dodgin’ a pigeon
Phone in my hand, scrollin’ with precision
Then—
BOOM.
There it is.
What the actual fuzz is this?
(Verse 1 – slightly longer lines, quick but bouncy)
It’s a llama! No joke, not a goat, not a deer
Just vibin’ on the sidewalk, fuzzy and clear
Big ol’ eyes like “What up, bro?”
And I’m like “DUDE,” almost dropped my to-go
I don’t even live where llamas should be
This is city terrain, that’s alpaca-adjacent at best, G
(Pre-Chorus – mix up the cadence, a bit sing-song but quick)
I took a pic, sent it to my group chat
“Llama on Main, y’all believe that?”
Replies came back in a goddang storm:
“Yo you high?”
“Nah man, llama confirmed.”
(Chorus – fast, chantable rhythm)
Dude, that’s a llama,
Chillin’ like karma,
Straight up drama
For my midday saga
You ever seen joy in the form of fuzz?
It ain’t a meme, man—it just was
Fluffy and real and outta the blue
Turned my whole mood into something new
(Verse 2 – longer breathy lines, more narrative flow)
So I followed it, like some wooly prophet
People just walked past, but I couldn’t drop it
It blinked, it chewed, it kinda smiled maybe?
Swear to god I caught the eye of a four-legged baby
Just struttin’ through life like, “Yeah, I’m rare.”
I’m behind like, “Llama, take me anywhere.”
(Bridge – break cadence, make it weird and fun)
Ain’t no parade
No petting zoo setup
No film crew waitin’
No handler to get up—
Just a rogue-ass llama on a mission divine
Wearing nature like fur’s always in style time
(Chorus – repeat but add some vocal punch)
Dude, that’s a llama,
Chillin’ like karma,
Straight up drama
For my midday saga
You ever seen joy in the form of fuzz?
It ain’t a meme, man—it just was
Pure surprise, like fate had a gift
Wrapped in wool with a llama lift
(Outro – drop down tempo, ride the beat out)
Now every Tuesday I walk that route
Lookin’ for magic or an animal scout
But nothin’ hits like that one display—
A llama on Main just savin’ my day.

Alt-punk dance, dark pop, fast