Dude, That’s a Llama

(Intro – punchy, rapid-fire cadence)

Yo, I was just walkin’

Mindin’ my biz, half-asleep, no talkin’

Sippin’ my coffee, dodgin’ a pigeon

Phone in my hand, scrollin’ with precision

Then—

BOOM.

There it is.

What the actual fuzz is this?

(Verse 1 – slightly longer lines, quick but bouncy)

It’s a llama! No joke, not a goat, not a deer

Just vibin’ on the sidewalk, fuzzy and clear

Big ol’ eyes like “What up, bro?”

And I’m like “DUDE,” almost dropped my to-go

I don’t even live where llamas should be

This is city terrain, that’s alpaca-adjacent at best, G

(Pre-Chorus – mix up the cadence, a bit sing-song but quick)

I took a pic, sent it to my group chat

“Llama on Main, y’all believe that?”

Replies came back in a goddang storm:

“Yo you high?”

“Nah man, llama confirmed.”

(Chorus – fast, chantable rhythm)

Dude, that’s a llama,

Chillin’ like karma,

Straight up drama

For my midday saga

You ever seen joy in the form of fuzz?

It ain’t a meme, man—it just was

Fluffy and real and outta the blue

Turned my whole mood into something new

(Verse 2 – longer breathy lines, more narrative flow)

So I followed it, like some wooly prophet

People just walked past, but I couldn’t drop it

It blinked, it chewed, it kinda smiled maybe?

Swear to god I caught the eye of a four-legged baby

Just struttin’ through life like, “Yeah, I’m rare.”

I’m behind like, “Llama, take me anywhere.”

(Bridge – break cadence, make it weird and fun)

Ain’t no parade

No petting zoo setup

No film crew waitin’

No handler to get up—

Just a rogue-ass llama on a mission divine

Wearing nature like fur’s always in style time

(Chorus – repeat but add some vocal punch)

Dude, that’s a llama,

Chillin’ like karma,

Straight up drama

For my midday saga

You ever seen joy in the form of fuzz?

It ain’t a meme, man—it just was

Pure surprise, like fate had a gift

Wrapped in wool with a llama lift

(Outro – drop down tempo, ride the beat out)

Now every Tuesday I walk that route

Lookin’ for magic or an animal scout

But nothin’ hits like that one display—

A llama on Main just savin’ my day.