Track · May 8, 2026 · English

Pocket Full of Trouble

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English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I saw him by the ditch gate

Tiny coat, dirty grin

I thought, “That’s payday, darling”

So I shoved him in the bin

He hissed, “Lass, I’m ancient”

I said, “I’m ancient too

Of rent and bills and empty shelves

So what am I to you?”

[Pre-Chorus]

He twisted like a salmon

Slipped right through my hands

Then my neighbors heard the racket

And they came to make demands

[Chorus]

What would you do?

If you caught a leprechaun, too

Pocket full of trouble

Now the whole damn village knows it’s you

(Pocket full of trouble)

[Verse 2]

I dragged him to the kitchen

For a fair and honest deal

He cursed my loaf, he cursed my sink

And nicked my Sunday meal

Then Mum came in with tea towels

Saw his little green hat

She screamed, “For God’s sake, woman”

And whacked me with a spat

[Pre-Chorus]

He jumped into the bread box

I slipped on baking flour

Face-first into the dresser

Right as the vicar came in our hour

[Chorus]

What would you do?

If you caught a leprechaun, too

Pocket full of trouble

Now the whole damn village knows it’s you

(Pocket full of trouble)

[Bridge]

I tried to lock him in the shed

He sold my bike for beans

Then three lads from the parish

Chased me down the lane in jeans

The Garda said, “Explain it”

I said, “He’s in my stew”

The judge just stared, then muttered

“Ma’am, I’ve seen enough of you”

[Chorus]

What would you do?

If you caught a leprechaun, too

Pocket full of trouble

Now the whole damn village knows it’s you

(Pocket full of trouble)

[Outro]

So if you see a little rogue

By the hedgerow, by the wall

Don’t grab first and ask later

Or you’ll have trouble, that’s all

(Pocket full of trouble)

Style

irish satirical comedy-pop with a brisk fiddle reel pulsestomping kick and handclaps; verse races with tight narrationpre-chorus tightens into shouted asideschorus bursts in with gang vocals and a cheeky chantable hook. female lead vocal with crisp doubleswinked ad-libsand playful harmony lifts; tin whistle swellsaccordion stabsand quick risers into each punchline. brightpunchyand glossy with pub-floor energy.comedyenglish

Prompt

An Irish fast paced satire comedy about what would a man do if he actually caught a leprechaun? Add three or four comedic situations where he gets into trouble. Female point of view and vocals.

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GeneratedMay 8, 2026

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